F*%k You, Corporate Retail Giants...

Don't get me wrong-the holidays have their place-Valentine's for couples, Christmas for kids, Thanksgiving for families. However, I'm completely done with the corporatization of every frikkin holiday. The second one holiday is over, big box/generic retail giant is rushing us into the next one, with their seasonal set up(gifts/cards)in place, even if the "special day" is still a couple of months away. I swear some stores' black friday sales started some time in October this past year! Also, when in the hell did every holiday become a gift-giving,card buying event? Back in the day, I remember only having to worry about cards/gifts a few times a year, now it seems like the retail chains are having an (insert holiday here) sale every got-damned month! And when did people start hanging lights for Halloween/Fourth of July and giving each other cards for shittier holidays like St. Patricks day? As long as the idiot public keeps buying into the retail holiday hype, this train will keep rolling. In addition to making their shareholders happy, these corporate chains are succeeding in making the holidays feel like just another thing to check off my to do list, where they used to feel like something special. Thanks for that, dickheads. Image thanks to: Suat Eman, Freedigitalphotos.net

grown ass man huh?

So I am a pretty big sports fan and enjoy watching most sports in my free time. In the last couple years I have noticed that some fans have decided they need to get "involved" in the action. Fans have always heckled and tried to berate the players from a far; but now they are starting to bring it a little closer. For some reason theses fans think that included in the price of their courtside seats is an immunity for their actions. Theses "grown ass men" believe they can berate and even attempt to assault these athletes with out any reprecussions. They feel that because they have spent a large amount of money on their tickets that means they can; for example throw their beer on a player or personally make verbal attacks on these players. Now if this were to happen anywhere else out side of a pro or semi-pro (college) you would get your ass beat!! But since these instances are occurring in these arenas everyone likes to attack these kids or young men for being thugs and these fans are portrayed as innocent bystanders. My take on this is that if you think you are man enough to get in these players face or throw your 25$ beverage on them then you should be prepared to receive a proper ass whooping with no assumption of protection from lawyers or ESPN A.K.A the View of sportscasting. Because when it the players take off their uniforms and the fans aren't in the seats we all are just flesh and bone. So if you think you're a grown ass man then your should be held accountable as a grown ass man. If that includes getting your ass whooped then I say "lesson learned you stupid motherfucker!!" Jinjar done....you read now!!!

A Walk In the Park...

Time for a rant! So I decide to take the dog for a walk today, to try to take advantage of another sunny, seventy-degree Las Vegas winter day (sorry, rest of the country). There's a huge park not far from me, with plenty of walking trails. The place is well landscaped, with benches, garbage cans and dog poop bag stations practically around every corner. As I start my walk, I notice some crap on the sidewalk-no big deal, maybe someone forgot to pick it up. As I keep walking, I notice dog shit practically everywhere-next to benches, off in the dirt, in the middle of the sidewalk. In no time, my nice, peaceful Sunday walk quickly deteriorated into a game of "dodge the doody". The real trip was seeing poop next to garbage cans and the BAG STATIONS themselves! My question: What the fuck is wrong with people? One (of many) thing(s) that pisses me off is a-holes who don't give a flying shit (pun intended) about anyone else. What kind of industrial-strength d-bag would let their dog shit in a public park, not pick it up, and continue about their merry way? As a dog owner, if your dumb-ass rationale is that the park's maintenance crew will pick it up, you're an inconsiderate tool. If you actually think your dog's petrified shit is going to fertilize the park's soil and contribute to the landscape, your dog may be smarter than you are. Thoughts?

More Proof that Florida is Ground Zero for the Zombie Apocalypse

What the hell is it about the entire state of Florida? Every news story that sounds too crazy to believe comes out of the Sunshine State. Is it something in the water? A giant government experiment? Whatever the case, the whole state seems to be a breeding ground for loonies. The latest!

JINJAR SMASH

If you like Justin Beiber, hair bands or skinny jeans then this is the show for you. And by for you I mean for you to cry yourself to sleep to after you enjoy a episode or two. As my more eloquent partner Rory mentioned; this show is not for people who think too much or think too much of themselves. If you are easily offended then you are exactly who we want as our dedicated listeners. Mainly because I enjoy the sound of a grown man crying just as much as the laughter of millions. I can't and won't promise that you will feel enlightened after one of our shows but I can promise that you will never laugh, cringe, hate or question humanity more than after a delightful evening with Rory and Jinjar. Jinjar done now!! You read!!

Helping to make the world a dumber place....

Hello to all of you in internet-land!
In case you can't tell by that last idiotic sentence, I'm new to this blogging thing.  Why am I here you ask?  My name is Rory, and along with my co-host, Jinjar Tungsten, we'll soon be launching a comedy podcast.  A wise man told me to start a blog before launching the show, so people would know what kind of depraved humor they can expect when they tune in.  From this blog, I'll provide show updates and other useless info.  What will the show be like?  Imagine Beavis and Butthead, Howard Stern, an overnight sports talk show and The Uncle Floyd Show (Google it) thrown into a blender, gulped down and vomited out-that about sums us up!  Jinjar and I don't agree on much, so we'll argue about music, movies and things going on in the world.  Lots of things piss us off, so expect at least some profanity-so don't listen to the show with your six-year-old, unless you're one of those honey boo-boo type of parents.  That's all I've got for now, as my brain is starting to hurt...
Rory