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Monday, February 10, 2014
A Walk In the Park...
Time for a rant!
So I decide to take the dog for a walk today, to try to take advantage of another sunny, seventy-degree Las Vegas winter day (sorry, rest of the country). There's a huge park not far from me, with plenty of walking trails. The place is well landscaped, with benches, garbage cans and dog poop bag stations practically around every corner. As I start my walk, I notice some crap on the sidewalk-no big deal, maybe someone forgot to pick it up. As I keep walking, I notice dog shit practically everywhere-next to benches, off in the dirt, in the middle of the sidewalk. In no time, my nice, peaceful Sunday walk quickly deteriorated into a game of "dodge the doody". The real trip was seeing poop next to garbage cans and the BAG STATIONS themselves! My question: What the fuck is wrong with people?
One (of many) thing(s) that pisses me off is a-holes who don't give a flying shit (pun intended) about anyone else. What kind of industrial-strength d-bag would let their dog shit in a public park, not pick it up, and continue about their merry way? As a dog owner, if your dumb-ass rationale is that the park's maintenance crew will pick it up, you're an inconsiderate tool. If you actually think your dog's petrified shit is going to fertilize the park's soil and contribute to the landscape, your dog may be smarter than you are. Thoughts?
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